The Life and Times of Innis E. Coxman by Lester R. P

Author:Lester, R. P. [Lester, R. P.]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Published: 2014-04-09T04:00:00+00:00

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The weed was superb. I was high as hell and reached for a menthol from the console. It was only then that I noticed what Jay was wearing. After all the shit that’d gone down, I couldn’t resist a jab for the memories he’d given me.

“Hey, Jay?”

“Yeah, man?”

“That really is a cute fishnet thong you have on, Lotti.”

“Blow me, Coxman.”

Coxman’s Log: 5:07 PM

There. I’ve taken my rightful place in front of the toilet. Lord of the clothes hamper. King of the sink. Master of all I survey. Flesh hanging out of my jeans, languishing helplessly over the zipper, both hands cradling the shaft.

A Super Soaker of waste.

Swiveling my hips slowly in a three-sixty. Making circles as if manipulating an invisible hula hoop. A pilgrim come to stand before his sacred porcelain god.

Despite my best efforts, a few droplets of the yellow stream splash into the dark-blue water.

No worries—I’ve hit most of my targets dead-on.

Try not to break them up too fast.

The game must continue.

Gauging my gyrations, I mimic an exotic dancer enticing the men at her feet, commanding attention as she warps the images of their wives. Their mothers. Their sisters. Their-

“Innis, what are you doing?”

“I’m knocking off the chunks stuck to the inside of the bowl. Look! I’ve got almost every piece!”

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